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AnnaXLA1
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For the ladies
« Thread Started on Mar 24, 2004, 1:05pm »

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still
there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an
idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they
aren't listening anyway.

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Tammie
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #1 on Mar 24, 2004, 1:17pm »

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #2 on Apr 3, 2004, 3:42am »

Speedos...ahem...there are definitely awful. At the beaches here, you will occasionally see a man bold enough to wear them (usually in bright, neon colors) Needless to say, concerned mothers everywhere try to shield the children from such grotesque displays of awful fashion taste.

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NoClue
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #3 on Apr 3, 2004, 5:14am »

HeHeHe

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Tammie
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #4 on Apr 3, 2004, 10:03am »

Ya have to admitt some people are really brave!!! OUr beaches here are pretty scary at times. We have bums hanging out everywhere. I am afraid to take my daughter to the beach in fear that she will say something to the effect of Mommy why is that ladies b-tt
hanging out....Right out of the mouth of babes...

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AnnaXLA1
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #5 on Apr 3, 2004, 12:23pm »

LOL

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caroline
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #6 on Apr 6, 2004, 1:53pm »

That's hilarious.

Power to us ladies!

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HelensHens
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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #7 on Apr 12, 2004, 9:12pm »

Oh Anna!! How funny. Probably because it is so true..I have heard that if the Three Wisemen were women they would have stopped to ask directions, they would have arrived in time, they would have assisted with the birth, cleaned up afterwards, made a casserole and there WOULD have been world peace.!!

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jayde
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lets do the mexican hat dance

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Re: For the ladies
« Reply #8 on Apr 16, 2004, 9:48pm »

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yeah.. i know what you are saying josh.. i went to mexico a couple of times and i have seen huge men wearing those or nothing at all..and it was not a nudist beach..think of the nightmares i had..

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